eye - 07.01.04
| LOVE BITES |
You wrote a while back about a surgical procedure that can increase the length of your tongue. I've searched your back issues on the web, but can't seem to find it, now that I could use the info. My girlfriend goes cum-crazy when I eat her out, which is just fine with me, since it's one of my favourite things to do. I'd love to be able to penetrate her deeper with my tongue as well. Is this surgical procedure safe? Have you heard from anyone who has done this? I'd seriously consider it if the risks aren't too excessive. QUICKER LICKER
I can't entirely disapprove of a surgery obtained to refine one's cunnilingual skills, but to clarify: the procedure I wrote about was not intended to lengthen the average tongue, but rather, to correct a condition called tongue-tied, where a rigidly attached frenum is released from its tethering. (The frenum being the little flap of skin under your tongue, and also on the underside of your penis, if you have one.)
My professional source in the matter was Dr. Don Ducasse (91 Fifeshire Rd, North York; 416-223-0222). He reiterates: "If you are medically tongue-tied, you shouldn't be able to touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth with your mouth open as wide as you can." If this is the case, then you qualify for surgery, which would give you up to a few more inches to work with.
Outside of this condition, will a plastic surgeon do it? Dr. Robert Stubbs (416-927-9900) tells me: "The tongue is a strange organ in that it's attached to a lot of things inside, and I don't know of any simple way of lengthening a normal tongue. To enhance its sexual capability, it almost has to be deformed. I don't think any plastic surgeon would do that, if it failed you might end up with a much shorter tongue." Of course, this possibility doesn't stop thousands of men from attempting to lengthen their penises, and Stubbs does say that demand may dictate this surgery being popularized.